Sunday, August 10, 2008

YANAYOKUFANYA UITWE MSWAHILI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YANAYO KUFANYA UWE MSWAHILI...

 1.Unamwita mtu usiyemjua(wala kukutana nae kabla)aunt au anco.


  2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki  (sio original copies).


 3.Stoo yako imejaa vitu (makorokoro) kwa kuwa hutupi kwa kuamini kuwa ipo  siku utayahitaji kwa mfano karpet ukilitoa hulitupi n.k.

4.Una machupa ya maji matupu ya shampoo perfume pamoja na vipodozi vingine  umeweka tuu wala huna shughuli navyo.

5.Watoto wako wote wana majina ya utani mfano babu ali,chidi,mamu,dida n.k.


 6.Hakuna mtu katika familia yako anayetoa taarifa kwako anapo kuja  kukutembelea mfano kaka,shangazi n.k.

7.Mifuko yako imejaa vitu kama vile vijiti vya kusafishia meno,tissue n.k  ulivyochukua sehemu kama vile mgahawani.


 8.Mama yako anamigogoro na ndugu na hawazungumzi kwa muda wa siku 10au  zaidi.


 9.Hupigi simu isipokuwa katika muda ambao gharama za kupiga ni nafuu(mfano  usiku sana )na mara nyingi huwa una beep tu.

10.Ulipokua mdogo nguo unazonunuliwa pamoja na viatu ni vikubwa mara mbili ili uweze kuvivaa muda mrefu zaidi.


 11.Wakati ukisafiri na ndege unabeba mzigo wa uzito mkubwa kuliko  inavyoruhusiwa.

12.Unapomsaidia mtu na akafanikiwa basi utakuwa unasema kama sio mimi  asingekuwa vile yule.

NOTE.

 Wapelekee waswahili wengine ili wajue ni kitu gani kinawafanya wao wawe waswahili.......................... kama mimi na wewe ,

 Cheers

 

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Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...