Wednesday, January 6, 2010

No comment here...do you have one?

That's good reason so many men do cheat...Now check this one and tell me what would you do if you and your partner are not happy like you used to? I betcha you can't think twice here. Yaani umekunywa pombe ya maana hapa kuna aja hata ya kuogopa kufumwa? Hata mama watoto naye atakusamehe mwanawane dunia ina mengi...

Old is when...

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .
'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?

THE 2010 REDNECK CALENDAR GIRLS!












Ustadhi afumaniwa.



Huyu mdau kwa briefly alikuwa ni mwalimu mtegemewa wa Madras huko Vigwaza Kibaha ila kwa sasa ni pimp kwa kwenda mbele yaani. I need to contact his family to let them know kwani kweli hujafa hujaumbika. Anakula tunda kwa overtime kama unanielewa. Yakhe tumkumbuke na Mungu bwana...

Mmmh...Hii kali kweli kweli!

Mdau Martin Rutayebesibwa feeling the breeze kwa Poborsky a.k.a baba Chunky. I don't know why the guy has two cellphones na kama sio uhuni huu. Bro looking good though no ubaya about that. From my knowledge I heard jibaba yupo H-Town... Big up mpwa.

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS.

Kijana Eilmer akiwa tayari kwenda kwenye ambush hapa...The guy is getting deployed to Afghanistan on February this year. I think he's well trained and more than ready for this... Be safe homeboy!

Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...