Sunday, March 1, 2009

8 words with two meanings

Eight Words with two Meanings




1. THINGY (thing-ee) n..
Female....... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .

Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys..


4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female..... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male....... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV ch anne l to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 ch anne ls every 5 minutes.


AND

He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?


He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said .....Turn
sideways and look in the mirror!

Hershey Chocolate WARNING........





DO YOU EAT HERSHEY CHOCOLATE?

We were raised on HERSHEY as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat HERSHEY chocolate!

THIS IS A MEDICAL WARNING!!

It could happen to you, your family and friends!!

HERSHEY Chocolate can cause SMALL FEET !!



Warn everyone !!


ADULTS ONLY!!!!!!The Cost of Looking Good!!!!!!!!!

BETTER LOOK REAL CLOSE @ THIS PHOTO!!!!!
scroll all the way to the bottom
The Cost of Looking Good

Earrings $2

Make Up $60

Tattoo $150

Boob Job $6000

Forgetting To Tuck In Your Nuts... Priceless!!!


Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...