Tuesday, August 12, 2008

SOMEWHERE IN SUMBAWANGA, TANZANIA.

Pimpin aint easy, check ma boys lookin ready for the long night. "Come in....we've got TOGWA, POMBE YA MNAZI, GONGO and WANZUKI. What would u prefer for tonight?".


Dj Solomon a.k.a Engineer wa Ndege akiweka mambo tayari. Ma boy is one of the best Dj's in town now. But he needs to get a new Laptop. I don think the one he has, got enuf space on it cause it looks kinda old. Windows 98 or some....tehe tehe tehe!


Lets get HIGH lets get DRUNK.......lets get FUCKED UP! She aint playin here. I don know whether she was mad at the cameraman or thats how she looks!? Leave me comments cause I need answers.


Its gud to see pple get together and have fun, but pliiz lets nat forget to pray too. Rama u know what am talkin bout.....when was ur last time KWENDA KUMSHUKURU MUUMBA?


Wazee wa Viminjio hawa never miss parties. I know they're kinda dark but damn this it gettin worse now.....I would recomend some products from "BATH AND BODY WORKS"


Ok nice very very nice. I can't say nuttin on this one cause its gonna be rude, but u can help me by laughin cause thats all I have for u now. Anyway sistas lookin gud but kinda bored too don know why.


Kupaz mzee wa matruck, he looks kinda busy for a night. Makin another move for somethin, I hope the move is kinda productive. Becareful with this man when u r the club with ur gurl.


U can take a pic for free. Dogo kapendeza sana kwenye pic siyo mbaya mwanangu kula raha bwana maisha mafupi au vipi? Sijui usiku iliishiaje...anyway none of ma business.....Holla back sometimes...


Mtoto wa Makoroboi a.k.a Lloyd Banks na msukuko wa Kisukuma hapo. Ma boy is tryin to explain some issues concernin his life. "Don pay too much attetion bro...he's drunk so he probably lyin to u".


Ukitaka kupata kungu basi lazima utumie kota kwani jiwe haliwezi kabisa yaani, ila kumbuka kuokota majani kwani baba Daudi akija hasijue kama tulikuwa tunawinda makungu yake. If u know what I mean.......

Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...