Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Mama yake na Eugine Makupa amefariki dunia...

Mdau na tapeli wa kujitegemea wa hapa Wichita, Kansas... Eugine Makupa amefiwa na mama yake mzazi. Jamani wabongo tunaomba tumtembelee mdau wetu huyu King Kupa pichani kulia akiwa anafarijiwa na mwanamziki maarufu wa miondoko ya taarab Stanboi the Africanchild.
For more details about Eugine's msiba please call this number...316 299 3331.
Thanks!

Maankuli...

The Africanchild ni mtaalam wa mapishi vile vile kwahiyo kama akiwa na afterparty kwake remember that. Hapa kijana alikuwa bado anaweka mambo safi kwenye jiko kwa tapeli mwenzake Eugine Makupa ambaye amefiwa na mama yake mzazi.

Ndiyo maana vijana wamezaa....

Naona tapeli mkongwe Ngassa D akiwa anafanya mchanganyo wa kemikali za kilevi hapa huku mdau George na Meneja msaidizi wake DJ Dula wakiwa wanasubiria results. Kwa wabongo wengi hawajui kuwa DJ Dula a.k.a Puchi's brother uwa hanywi pombe kabisa kwani yeye ni mtu wa kijiti tu.

Wazushi Hawa!

DJ Smiles akiwa na DJ Dula, wadau hawa walimshusha samaki kwa kwenda mbele. Huwezi kuona vizuri hapa ila DJ Dula alikuwa na kichwa cha samaki kwenye mkono wake wa kushoto...

Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...