This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn't enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son! I'm not hungry."
This was Mother's First Lie.
As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could gave me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, "Eat this fish, son! I don't really like fish."
This was Mother's Second Lie.
Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes which she filled with fresh matchsticks. This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, "Mother, go to sleep; it's late: you can continue working tomorrow morning." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, son! I'm not tired."
This was Mother's Third Lie .
When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother's love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son! I'm not thirsty!".
This was Mother's Fourth Lie.
After Father's death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent. She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family's condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small.
Our other neighbors saw that we were povertystricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying "I don't need love."
This was Mother's Fifth Lie.
After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, "I have enough money."
That was Mother's Sixth Lie.
I continued my part-time studies for my Master's Degree. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn't want to bother her son; she said to me "I'm not used to to high living."
That was Mother's Seventh Lie .
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized. Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, "Don't cry, son! I'm not in pain."
That was Mother's Eighth Lie.
YES, MOTHER IS AN ANGEL!
M - O - T - H - E - R
" M" is for the million things she gave me,
" O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of gold,
"E" is for her eyes with love-light shining in them,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be, Put them all together, they spell
"MOTHER"--
a word that means the world to me.
Friday, May 30, 2008
People do change for real!
This is Aika now....cant believe ma own eyes...... "Wooooooooow!!!!!...Go gurl"
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Before and After the Bird Flu.....Balaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEFORE THE BIRD FLU.... 
AFTER THE BIRD FLU.....
AFTER THE BIRD FLU.....
New Nokia 6.750. - Built for African conditions.
Upendo na Uvumilivu
Looo!!!! unaona mambo haya?..................Mfungwa mmoja alitoroka jela baada ya kukaa miaka 15,katika kukimbiakimbia akajikuta anaingia nyumba mojana kuwakuta mtu na demu wake wamelala kitandani wakiwauchi. Akamtoa bwana kitandani na kumfunga kamba kwenyekiti,akaenda kumbusu mwanamke kwenye shingo kishaakaingia bafuni.
Wakati yuko bafuni jamaa akamwambia mkewe,"Sikilizahuyu bwana ni mfungwa angalia magwanda yake!!Inaonekana amekaa sana jela na hajalala na mwanamkesiku nyingi sana, hivyo umpe chochote atakacho nausibishe hata akitaka penzi mpe vinginevyo atatuuwawote wawili, fanya ufanyavyo ili umridhishe huyu bwanaaende zake,uvumilie mpenzi,nakupenda sana nantaendelea kukupenda zaidi". Mwanamke akajibu"ni kweliusemayo mpenzi huyu bwana hajalala na mwanamke sikunyingi, ila aliponibusu shingoni alininong'onezakwamba MUME WAKO NI MZURI NA AMENIVUTIA ZAIDI, KUNAVASELINE AU MAFUTA YOYOTE? Nikamwambia iko bafuni nandio kaifuata!! "vumillia mume wangu nakupenda sana nantaendelea kukupenda zaidi."
There are two choices in life - Take it or leave it !Love, Cherish and be kind to all regardless how they are!!!.
Wakati yuko bafuni jamaa akamwambia mkewe,"Sikilizahuyu bwana ni mfungwa angalia magwanda yake!!Inaonekana amekaa sana jela na hajalala na mwanamkesiku nyingi sana, hivyo umpe chochote atakacho nausibishe hata akitaka penzi mpe vinginevyo atatuuwawote wawili, fanya ufanyavyo ili umridhishe huyu bwanaaende zake,uvumilie mpenzi,nakupenda sana nantaendelea kukupenda zaidi". Mwanamke akajibu"ni kweliusemayo mpenzi huyu bwana hajalala na mwanamke sikunyingi, ila aliponibusu shingoni alininong'onezakwamba MUME WAKO NI MZURI NA AMENIVUTIA ZAIDI, KUNAVASELINE AU MAFUTA YOYOTE? Nikamwambia iko bafuni nandio kaifuata!! "vumillia mume wangu nakupenda sana nantaendelea kukupenda zaidi."
There are two choices in life - Take it or leave it !Love, Cherish and be kind to all regardless how they are!!!.
Penis Requests a Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything
I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything
I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
CONVERSATION BY LANGUAGE
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
WIN 2 TICKETS TO THE OLYMPIC GAMES.
WIN 2 AIRLINE TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES INPEKING ,CHINA .
To participate is very easy, just view the photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to theInternational Olympic Committee:
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?Good Luck!!!!
THE TAX MAN!
At the end of the tax year, the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:
"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?""Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual questionhad a practical answer. But on he went,
in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a freebox of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the IRS, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
"I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?""Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual questionhad a practical answer. But on he went,
in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?" "Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a freebox of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the IRS, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
On ma way to work......the sadest day ever in the US!
Yes its Ulimboka....ma homeboy cant wake up and talk to me....Trully hes dead....I miss u!These are my daughters and Uli's Boys!
It seems like Ulimboka is there.....May Almight God bless his soul...Amen!
Ulimboka (R.I.P) on the right...
Ma boy Ernest ready for the night......I don have to put too much introductions...go and google!
Who cares bout the Chiefs...!
Look at this bastard pee outside ma house...kweli Mbongo ni mbongo jamani....Thats ma boy Uli(R.I.P) again outside ma house!
I cant believe I aint gonna kick with u again homeboy.....We'll meet someday though..Peace!What the Hell?
What are u doin Kupas?Pliiz take it slow u gonna end up in Prison and be someones wife...partner!
Mussa is in a buildin too!
Friends tryin to feel at home....u know I alwayz look fly....c'mon u know that!
Mambo haya jamani!
If u wanna know who this is....jus go ahead and google then u should get an answer...Holla!
Is gettin serious here so far!
Msukuma and "ULIMBOKA"-RIP.........tryin to agree on some important issues!
Abel"Poborsky" Chamriho's baby gurl!
The Healthy baby alive in Wichita so far!Kitimoto na Nyamachoma kama kawaida...
Ma first daughter like dad like daughter!
Boys stay away from her she's the next American Top Model in 2021!Believe me!Family first hommies..
I cant believe ma baby is gettin big now....she was a lil one jus yesterday.I'm startin gettin old now.
WHO HAS BEEN HINDERING YOUR GROWTH?
One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big sign on the door on which it was written: 'Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this Company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym'. In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was that man who hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company itself. The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room. The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up.. Everyone thought: 'Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!'. One by one the thrilled employees got closer to The coffin, and when they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul. There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: 'There is only one person who is capable to set Limits to your growth: it is YOU .
Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your partner changes, when your company changes. Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting beliefs. Examine yourself, watch yourself. Don't be afraid of difficulties,impossibilities and losses: be a winner, build yourself and your reality..
It's the way you face Life that makes the difference!
One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big sign on the door on which it was written: 'Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this Company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym'. In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was that man who hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company itself. The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room. The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up.. Everyone thought: 'Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!'. One by one the thrilled employees got closer to The coffin, and when they looked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul. There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: 'There is only one person who is capable to set Limits to your growth: it is YOU .
Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your partner changes, when your company changes. Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limiting beliefs. Examine yourself, watch yourself. Don't be afraid of difficulties,impossibilities and losses: be a winner, build yourself and your reality..
It's the way you face Life that makes the difference!
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