To my darling
Husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you
Know about the
Small accident I had with the
Pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I
Really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway. I pushed down on the
accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your
Car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much
I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving
Wife.
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. | @ WORK
You spend the majority of your time
in a 6X6 cubicle /office. |
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for.
|
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it. |
@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.
|
@ WORK
You get more work for
good behavior.
|
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
|
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself. |
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
|
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games.
|
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet.
|
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat.
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@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
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@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak
to your family.
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@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
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@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners.
|
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
|
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars.
|
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens. |
@ WORK
They are called managers. |
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
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Mambo ya kawaida jamani...
Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? cause I amGonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
