Mama Afungwa Miaka 30 Jela Kwa Kufanya Mapenzi na Mwanae.

Mwanamke wa nchini Marekani ambaye alifanya mapenzi na mwanae mwenye umri wa miaka 14 amehukumiwa kwenda jela miaka 30.
Aimee Sword, 36, atatumia miaka 30 jela kwa kufanya mapenzi na mtoto wake wa kiume wa kumzaa hotelini na nyumbani kwa rafiki yake katika jimbo la Michigan.

Sword alianza kufanya mapenzi na mwanae baada ya kuwasiliana naye kupitia Facebook mwezi mei mwaka 2008 wakati huo mwanae alikuwa na umri wa miaka 14.

Kabla ya hapo Sword hakuwa na mawasiliano na mwanae huyo ambaye alimtoa kwenye nyumba ya watoto yatima wakati mtoto wake huyo akiwa na umri wa miaka miwili.

Sword ambaye ni mama wa watoto sita, alikiri kosa moja la kufanya ngono na mtoto mwenye umri mdogo na aliwaomba msamaha watoto wake na dada yake.

"Najuta kwa yote yaliyotokea.... sielewi imekuwaje", Sword aliiambia mahakama.

Sword mbali ya kuhukumiwa kwenda jela miaka 30 amepigwa marufuku kuwasiliana na mtoto wake.

Mlevi Ampanda Mamba Mgongoni.

Mwanaume mmoja wa nchini Marekani, aliyekuwa amelewa chakari amelazwa hospitali baada ya kujeruhiwa na mamba alipoamua kumfanya mamba kama farasi kwa kumdandia mgongoni. Mwanaume huyo mwenye umri wa miaka 36 alifukuzwa baa baada ya kuonekana pombe zimemzidia ndipo alipoamua kwenda kwenye bustani ya wanyama ya mjini Wichita, Kansas nchini Marekani.

Mwanaume huyo aliipanda fensi na kuingia kwenye bustani hiyo kabla ya kujisogeza kwenye sehemu ambayo wametengewa mamba.

Katika tukio hilo lililotokea kwenye majira ya saa nne usiku, mwanaume huyo alimsogelea mamba mwenye urefu wa mita 2.8 na kujaribu kumnyeshwa bia kabla ya kuamua kurukia kwenye mgongo wa mamba huyo aliyepewa jina la El-Dorado.

"Alitoka kwenye eneo hilo na kwenda kwenye eneo jingine ambalo lilikuwa na mamba mwenye urefu wa mita 5", alisema msemaji wa polisi na kuongeza "Aliona ni wazo zuri kukaa juu ya mamba huyo aendeshwe kama farasi".

"Mamba alijipindua na kuung'ata mguu wake", alisema msemaji huyo wa polisi.

Alifanikiwa kuchoropoka akiwa amejeruhiwa vibaya sana, aliwahishwa hospitali kwa matibabu zaidi.

"Ana bahati sana kuwa hai hadi leo, mtu mwenye akili timamu hawezi kukaa juu ya mamba mwenye urefu wa mita 5", alisema afisa mwingine wa polisi.

Taarifa zinasema kuwa mmiliki wa bustani hiyo hana mpango wa kumfungulia mashtaka mwanaume huyo.

KAMA UNA MTU WAKO ANACHEZA FUTIBOLI , HALAHALA!!!!!

The Best One Yet!

Sasselfratz, hibidibut, yzidili, guvukafet…. Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just trying to think of new words to describe this ladybecause I can’t seem to find any that already exist.

Well, it is summer now, which means that we all get to witness more gems like this one.


Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her......working her arms?


Ummm, I think you might need something more than the pine tree air-freshener. It’s a start......not where I would have started.......but it’s a start.

C'mon now, on a scale of 1 to 10, where do you think his level of 'giving a f***' is? I am seriously jealous of this dude.

The only thing this guy is missing is a bedazzled jean jacket to match his purdy pink sparkly bedazzled belt.


Hey Hulk Hogan, guys with a full head of hair look stupid with a ponytail. Wanna take a guess how good it looks without half your hair?


Hookers love cupcakes. I have nothing else to add to that. Can’t argue with the facts.

I don’t really know why Magic School Bus Lady is always at Walmart, because I don’t think they have any of the clothes she wears, nor do I know where you can find any of the things she wears.

Why do I feel like at any minute now, a big arm-bar is going to swing out with a STOP sign on it?

Listen hunny, the “ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy.

Your first move should be checking that backpack for a pair of underwear. If there are none in there, well, you ARE at a store that sells underwear. Problem solved. I would move on to pants.......but...... I don’t want to get too far ahead.........and lose you.

OOOOWWW, she’s a BRICK (da-na-na-na) HOUSE.She’s MIGHTY- MIGHTY, just LETTIN’ it ALL hang-out.

Just 'cuz you have the 'all-natural' sleeves thing goin' on, doesn’t mean the rest of us are cool with you wearing your tank top.

I wonder if she can 'tie ‘em in a knot or tie ‘em in a bow'......because unfortunately, I already know they 'wobble to an fro’.

I cannot confirm if this is indeed THE Little Miss Muffet. Mainly because I have no idea what a tuffet looks like.


Oh, the humanity. How did we get to this point as a species???


How does one manage to make it look like they've tucked their ass into their pants like a shirt?


At what point does a person just say “F*ck it, I don’t need to put on shoes or pants”? Most people in the world would put pants on to walk into another room of the house, or if not that, then they would put some on if they're going to the street to get their mail. And you made it to Walmart.

I know what a muffin-top is, but I’ve never seen a muffin-back. I think there needs to be a better word for it, so, I'm open to suggestions.

I know what a muffin-top is, but I’ve never seen a muffin-back. I think there needs to be a better word for it, so, I'm open to suggestions.

OH COME ON! Are you actually going to stand there and tell me you don't even feel a breeze?

Hey! They don’t make 'tube-bottoms' for a reason.


Hey! They don’t make 'tube-bottoms' for a reason.

ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS: "Warm weather is now here as we start the summer, and so is

the unfortunate “Swamp Ass” epidemic. Be aware-- and try to stay dry.

The irony here is overwhelming. I’m just going to sit back and let you soak it in.

OH DAMN, Santa is WORKIN’ it.


HEY! HEY! ---HOLD STILL!!! There’s a f***in’ jellyfish on your head! HOLD STILL SO I CAN GET IT OFF!!!


Damn. Now THOSE are some titties.

Before he died, did Elvis get a poodle pregnant? I don’t know, I’m not here to judge....….Okay, I am........but still......

How the hell did the White Witch of Narnia come through the wardrobe?

Yes!!!!! Blue is definitely your color!

I was not aware that barbers were still using the salad bowl as a styling instrument.



I would like to officially nominate those pants for worst color option EVER! Are you serious with that? “Hey, let’s get skin-tight pants, make them in sizes where the words ’skin-tight’ should be off-limits, and then produce them in a flesh color.” What a great idea!


Ya really think ya gonna be needing those condoms there, big fella?