Monday, December 15, 2008

XMAS BREAK......HA HA HA!

On the 22nd of December, an elderly man in Moshi calls his son in New York and says,
"I hate to ruin your day son,but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery isenough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!"
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like WHAT???? They’re getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."
She calls Moshi immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced.
Don't do a single thing until I get there.
I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there latest the day after tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay", he says, "It's all set... They're both coming for Christmas and paying their ownairfare!!" MORAL: No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.
OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
AFTER ALL WE WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAM.
 Enjoy your XMAS!!
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Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

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