Monday, December 29, 2008

SOMEONE WAS WATCHIN YOU THAT NIGHT...

Do u see what I see?....NIDO....Pple are blessed nowadays but am sure TOO MUCH OF ANYTHIN IS HARMFUL. Look at this guy infront of the camera.....kazubaaa anaangalia Hotel ya mtoto ilivyokuwa imependeza...

From ma xperience am sure u can't be tall in the US and be broke. Am done puttin comments on this photo now its ur turn.


Tuny?! Can't u smile homeboy? Damn jus act like u r happy even though we know u aint...jus for the camera....May be next time then.

Hell no nat in ma blog dude....Take ur hand off her no sorry off him now......Free advice.

Why the lady on the right is yellin? Tryin to make herself funny or she's drunk? By the way these ladies were amazin....Mambo ya mazoezi haya unaona "VIMBWISI" lakini?


Pierre Buyoya ready to join Obama administration next week....Congrats fella.

I don think they were singin the same song....jus take a look on their lips. Is he dancin behind him? He better not...Kansas don recognize same sex marriage am sure of that.


Why is he drinkin water? Underage? I don think so...or he probably has "TB" so the medication is the barrier....tehe tehe.....Jus kiddin.

Is he sayin "hi" at the dancin floor? Still nat sure whether this caucasian male is #$%$#@ or not. I hope not.

God's created everyone of us from His Own Image. Not sure how does God looks like! It's kinda complicated when u think about that statement....Jus look at this photo and give me the answer.....Gudluck.


Mwanamke kimini cha mpasuo bwana....Whats wrong with this guy? Besides all them gud lookin ladies...he still dancin by himself!!! Somethin wrong with him seriously.


Leo Akajasembamba Magurumbwa Kamugisha from Kansas City showin some love to his fellaz...Waz nice to see homie. Next time get the glasses that fits u.


"Can't u tell? He don wanna dance...jus look behind u...grab that man....am sure he's ready to dance but he kinda shy to admit that to u or the one to ur front left lady"


I think the Mkoloni guy on the left is a cop...jus look at his eyes and am sure u can tell that.
Hey brothers? Once at time...I know she kinda tips but would you at least give each other a timeout? The other guys seems like he's goin for the necklace and nuttin else.


Mwisomba..... Am not sure if his eyes are open or not. But I know for sure he wants to get laid the way he's smillin.....I don know what happened after that though...Hopefully everyone was happy.


Captain Mwanache from the my favorite tv show...."THE FIRST 48".... lookin very happy and healthy here. Whats that sign? Shootin someone? I don know may be!


Thats what we call "HANDJOB" jus look at this photo carefully and tell me if am wrong....


Who said black is beauty?! I don think so sometimes is too much to be beauty. This photo is like watchin LCD and regular TV. Jus get closer to ur computer and prove me wrong.


"Wow" Nice....very very nice...It could be better if that jeans would move a lil bit down....tehe tehe tehe....


"Water again?" Ok....haaaaa hell NO.....Are u guys kiddin me? Pepsi too? Thats why we are Africans....Hey don drink pop/soda at the Night Clubs again....Do I have to tell u this jamani?


Both of you guys need to get that number behind you and call it on ur own extra time....or jus go online cause y'all need that....am tired of you two complainin..... "Can't find no jobs" What u need first is EDUCATION fellaz.


Mmmh hujafa hujaumbika....Don know whether they are friends or not...cause they're both completely opposite of each other. I'll find out.


Bothers lookin gud here....but why only one has a drink? Are u guys broke? Or waitin for them gurls to get drunk so u can take an advantage of that? Cause y'all at the door....mmh.... I'll let u slide with that this time but.....don do that shit next time.


Thats ma boy Damian chillin wit his wifey and a mother of his child....lookin gud cuzzin...Shem that finger aint very nice...


Who gave the dude with a Cowboy hat an advise to wear that shit? Or he's a comedian? Plus what kinda music are these homeboys dancin? They're all kinda funny and lookin very busy...ha ha ha...


U can't get me lil mama...Now I got u. How small is that camera? Is it really workin or jus don know? Where did u buy it?.....Craigslist? I guess so.


Textin and dancin aint goin together sista....Pick one at a time. What is she doin?Am talkin bout the gurl to the right.....Mmmh kama ni Pombe basi this is way too much...never seen a dance move like that before.


Wasukuma hawa bwana kwa starehe..... Hey engineer!.....Ur hands are kinda dry....try to think about that next time u plan to go out...Thanks!


Did somebody fart?Why is he lookin like that? Am talkin bout the guy to the left......or probably thats how he looks like....am workin on it so I can find that out.


Smoke it...but make sure u aint blowin into her face cause that would be rude. By the way these gurls are takin the whole photo. I was aimin to take a photo of the whole crowd but I forgot....sometimes it depends what size of crowd u have....whether is Medium...Large....Xtra Large...etc. Am sure this was 5XL ...ha ha ha......

Once Again....

Dad and Mom are smillin but the baby is mad as hell....somethin aint right here....I need to find that out....ASAP.


Aint she the biggest baby u've never seen before? Thats Eunice Chamriho a.k.a Chunky on her first b'day....Was fun.


U've gotta love this man....he's the SHOW STOPPER. He's a DAD a HUSBAND and a very gud supporter of John McCain and Sarah Palin.


Engineer J E Buluba when he's sobber....He looks so young.


I think their parents need a DNA cause they look like brothers to me.


Baba Chuki.....na Baba Naima...the guy on the right is the co-owner of Harry's Ollies now... For any private functions jus holla at him....His number can be found in this website.....
www.harrynollies.bwii.mkulia.com.

Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...