Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Liquidity
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!
Mo Money
America has a rich tradition putting our most honored leaders on its currencies.
George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution. 
Abe Lincoln, our most honorable leader pulled our nation through its darkest time.
Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasury and leader of the constitutional convention.
Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory " fought the British in New Orleans .
Ulysses Grant, Union army general, lead the North through the Civil War.
Ben Franklin, Genius inventor, political theorist and leading author of the constitution.
Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!!!!!
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