Wazee wa FULL DOSE!
Hapa ukikaa vibaya utalalamika kesho...tapeli wa DC kulia akiwa na Mangi Meli na Mangi sina wote kutoka wilaya ya Tukuyu, Mkoani Iringa. Mdau wa kulia hapo juu yupo faster acha kabisa kwani anashikiria record ya ku"holla" kwa warembo 267 kwa usiku mmoja katika Club fulani hapa jijini kwetu Nairobi nchini Malawi..."DC where are you at" Pamoja na kuimba kwa warembo wote hao kijana huyu hata tarakimu ya uongo hakuweza kupata...sasa sijui ni lugha yake ni kikwazo na ndiyo maana hawakuweza kumuelewa na ni kwa vile hana point! Nitawauliza hawa Mangi pichani!
Mambo ya kawaida jamani...
Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? cause I amGonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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