Thursday, February 18, 2010

Amuua Mpenzi Wake Baada ya Kuambiwa Hayawezi Majambozi!

Peter Ling, 50, aliiambia mahakama kuwa alishindwa kuzitawala hasira zake baada ya kipenzi chake Linda Casey kumwambia kuwa hana kiungo cha siri kikubwa cha kuweza kumtosheleza hamu zake za kimapenzi, limeripoti gazeti la Daily Mail la Uingereza. Ling, aliandaa sehemu ya starehe jijini London kwaajili ya kukutana na Linda akiwa na nia ya kumuuliza kama Linda ana mwanaume mwingine pembeni.

Baada ya kukutana na baadae kufanya naye mapenzi, Ling alimgeukia Linda na kuanza kumhoji kuhusiana na emails alizozituma zinazohusiana na tovuti za kutafuta wachumba na pia kama ana mwanaume mwingine pembeni.
Wakati wa mabishano yaliyozuka wakati huo, Linda aliongelea masuala ya viungo vya siri vya Ling akimuambia kuwa uume wake ni mdogo sana kuweza kumtosheleza kimapenzi mwanawane.

"Nilikuwa ni kama bomu lililokuwa likisubiria kulipuka wakati wowote, alipotoa maoni hayo moja kwa moja yalizama kwenye akili zangu", Ling aliiambia mahakama."Siku zote nimekuwa nikiushuku ukubwa wa uume wangu", aliongeza Ling. Baada ya Linda kutoa maoni hayo, Ling alianza kumshushia kipigo Linda mpaka alipofariki.

Ling anaitaka mahakama iamue kesi hiyo kama mauaji bila kukusudia badala ya kesi ya mauaji ya kukusudia aliyofunguliwa.

Kesi hiyo inaendelea.

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...