Saturday, January 30, 2010

Hangovers mbaya...Ona huyu sasa!

Kijana naona sasa ameanza kuweuka kwani alikuwaga gentlemen, ila ona sasa sijui ni nini kinamsibu kijana wetu huyu kwani mtindo wake wa nywele ni ule wa Kijogoo. Nadhani ni mambo ya kuwa bwii huku ukiwa unaangalia MTV usiku kucha, sasa unapoamka na kwenda Barbershop basi unakuwa na fikra za kilevi tu na kuomba styles za ajabu. Sasa ni nini hichi kichwani na kama si kifusi cha ujinga tu? Kudadadeki...

Pumbavu nenda kwa mke wako!

Engine ya train mwendo wa ndege hapa!

Mmmmh! Lazima ulale njaa hapa! Walimbwende wamejitengeneza vibaya sana. Kweli Wachina wanasaidia Bongo kwani brands za kufa mtu zinashuka tu. Dada wa kushoto yaani ukiamua kutumia mgongo wako, basi nakwambia utaanza kukutana na akina sisi. Hivi kweli hapa nimekula Vodka ya maana unaniambia nitapokea simu ya mama watoto kweli? Tena kama ni karatasi basi wacha lipeperuke tu, kwani "Kungu unapopoa kwa Kota na siyo Jiwe"

Open Toilet...

Naomba kuwapa mwaliko mashabiki wote wa Manchester United kuja kwangu kujionea choo changu kwani nimekifanyia renovation ya nguvu. Ila ningependa kwanza wasafishe miguu yao kabla ya kuingia chooni. Bryton nadhani utapendezwa sana na idea yangu hii kwani ni very unique and the best. Please feel free ku"comment" kwenye hii photo kama wewe ni shabiki wa Arsenal, Chelsea au Liverpool...kama nimesahau timu nyingine kubwa ya Premier league please remind me.

Sorry nimekumbuka team nyingine ambayo nayo ni kubwa kuliko Mtibwa Sugar inaitwa Manchester United sasa na mashabiki wao wanakaribisha KUTOKUTOA comments kwenye hii photo.

This isn't a joke!

Mrembo wa week!

Mdada wa Kibongo Aika...mama weeeh! Mambo ya Kinondoni haya bwana yaani ni braaah. Leo toto hili la Kichagga limeibuka kuwa mshindi wa mrembo wa week baada ya kujizolea kura nyingi mno kutoka kwenye jopu la majaji wa blog hii. Hongera zako Aika na Mungu akujalie uishi miaka mingine miwili kabla ya kwenda peponi. Amen!

Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...