INDIAN ENGLISH

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England
They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with 
three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: 'I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow 
sun.
I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day.'

The French was next: ' I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV. 

Last was the Indian: 'I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone 
'green green ', I ' pink' up the phone and I say 'yellow '.