Monday, July 12, 2010

WANAUME HAPA MPO?

Men know how little things have to attach importance to, but rarely moving from theory to practice. Meanwhile, these details are important to women.

Try to follow the following tips

1. Returning home, hug her, and only then do business.
2. Ask them how was your day, ask some specific questions.
3. Learn to listen and ask questions.
4. Do not throw in words to solve its problems.
5. Give her 20 minutes of full attention (do not read at the same newspaper).
6. Give flowers as the holidays, and on ordinary days.
7. Plan your joint actions in advance.
8. When she prepares dinner, and you see that she was very tired, offer to replace her stove.
9. Compliment.
10. Respect her feelings, especially if it is something sad.
11. Offer assistance in the home.
12. Do not force her to hurry (clearly plan their time, if you, for example, going somewhere).
13. If you are late, to warn her.
14. In response to a request, answer "yes" or "no", not starting a debate.
15. If you see that she was offended, do not explain to her that this is not your fault. Say: "Sorry, I do not mean to offend you."
16. If you need privacy, tell her about it.
17. If you were closed and cold with her, talk about what you care about it.
18. When she starts talking to you, put the newspaper you read, or turn away from the TV, if you see it.
19. If she usually washes the dishes, sometimes offer their services, especially if she is tired.
20. If you see that she was upset about something or tired, ask what its concerns.
21. When leaving the house, learn, do not you want to buy something, and do not forget to do the job.
22. Keep her informed of your plans unless you, for example, are going to go.
23. He embraces her at least three times a day.
24. Call her from work to ask how it works, or to simply say: "I love you."
25. At least once a day talking to her: "I love you."
26. Get organized in your bedroom.
27. Remove trash.
28. Being on a business trip, call and let the telephone number on which she could reach you.
29. Clear the room, if you want to spend time together.
30. Use cologne, which she likes.
31. If it is someone hurt, you must agree with its position.
32. Offer to give her a massage.
33. At least some kind to her without a hint of sexual harassment.
34. Be patient, listening to her stories.
35. Do not place your TV programs on the program, if it looks at it with you.
36. Do not hesitate to show affection for her people.
37. If you hold her hand, do not let his arm be weak and weak-willed.
38. Remember, what drinks she likes to then offer them to her.
39. Call a few places where you could go without imposing a decision on it.
40. Buy tickets to theaters, concerts or anywhere else, where she likes to visit.
41. Treat her with understanding to delay or to its decision to change the style of clothes.
42. In public, treats them more attention than others.
43. Let it be more important for you children.
44. Make her small gifts.
45. Give her something to wear.
46. Carry your wallet in her photograph and make sure that she knew about it.
47. If you are staying with her in a hotel, ask them to cook you a room with some surprise for her, for example, with a bottle of champagne or flowers.
48. Do not forget about the associated dates and anniversaries.
49. When you carry it in the car, drive a car carefully and slowly.
50. Observe how her mood, tell her about it. For example: "You look happy today" or: "You look tired. Is something wrong?"
51. If you have somewhere to go or are going, remember that she should not worry that you will not get lost.
52. Suggest to her dancing, but better if you do it alone.
53. Write her poems.
54. Behave the same way as in the beginning of your acquaintance.
55. Sharpen their own kitchen knives.
56. Change burned out bulb, not waiting until she would do it.
57. If you read the newspaper a long time, discuss with her some sort of story that would interest her.
58. Open the door for her and miss her forward.
59. Do not let her carry heavy loads.
60. Praise the meals that you cooked it.
61. Do not look away when it is you said something.
62. During the conversation touch her hand.
63. Wondered what she did during the day, what books are read, with whom I communicate.
64. Do not listen to her silence, let us know what you want.
65. Ask her how she feels.
66. Make her coffee when she is tired.
67. Go to bed at one time with her.
68. Kiss her before leaving.
69. Laugh at her jokes.
70. Thank her for everything she does for you.
71. Take some time to spend with her alone.
72. Walk with her to walk without the children.
73. Tell her that you missed her.
74. Buy her her favorite treat.
75. Ask her to add to the list.

The magic power of small things

Taking small signs of attention, the woman is aware of his beloved and begins to love herself. For men, these little things mean a lot, too - it feels strong and confident in her love.
So men! Do not forget the important little things!
Women! Do not skimp on expression of gratitude. Your smile and gratitude mean for a man very much.
On the other hand, a woman would do well to accept as fact that men are inclined to devote their energy to "major acts" and neglect the little things.

HAWA JAMAA KWAO MBWA MUHIMU KULIKO MTOTO!!!

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Tayari hapa!

Hapa mdau wangu Deo a.k.a Mchezi wa Yanga anaoneka akiwa busy na simu yake...ila kwa wadau kama sisi tunajua ni kazi ya Vodka na RedBull tayari imeingia kwenye akili. Mwanangu unakajijasho kanakutoka kwa mbali kidogo naona. Hii cheni ya shingo au kiuno? Nataka majibu yenu!

KARATASI...

Wabongo wana kiburi mwanawane....licheki lijimama lilivyojiachia hapa na ngano yake. Yaani kama si makaratasi Haki ya nani huyu anangekufa na "KILOLO". Mmmh tumekwisha...Please Obama tusaidie wenzio huku kwani tutakuja kukutana na magonjwa ya kukonda bure. Tehe tehe Mwe!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Wabongo mbovu kweli mwanawane!

Jamani sasa hawa watu walikuwa wanaongea nini mpaka kuanza kuwekeana vidole kwenye videvu? Mimi naomba maoni yenu kwani sina la kuongezea hapa...Darubini zetu ziliwakuta hawa wadau kwenu sehemu za Starehe mitaa ya Mburahati, pale Kigoma mjini karibia na majengo ya Tanesco yaliyopo Kisumu nchini Botswana, Asia.


Mambo ya kitalii wanangu kweli nimekubali naona mnalamba ulabu. Mmmmh nimekosea bwana kumbe ni Fanta na naona kama wanashare kiaina fulani....Kweli Recession inapiga vibaya mpaka kwenye mambo ya sharing vinywaji laini? Hivi tajiri lile la Kihaya linalala vipi? Uamiaji noma kweli yaani....Mengine siwezi kusema kwani mambo ya kufa na kuwekwa kwenye "THE NEXT 48HRS" Mie sitaki kabisa na kwahiyo nimeamua kuishia hapo....For more details basi wewe ni"page" tu na Secretary wangu Salehe a.k.a Kanye West atanipindulia kilonga.


Mambo taratibu tutafika tu. Twanga Pepeta, FM Academia na Akudo kaeni mikao ya kufundishwa kwani Jemedali mkuu wa Miondoko ya "No Password" anakuja huko mwishoni mwa mwaka 2018. Kwa sasa yupo kwenye ziara ya muda mrefu huko Antarctica....I can't wait to see this dude...


Mr. Kovu a.k.a Ashley akiwa mkali kwa mnasa picha wetu jina tunalihifadhi, hapo majuzi kwenye bar ya Mchikichini pale karibia na Wembe Dovya, Kilosa katika mkoa wa Pwani. Kamkono kenyewe kanoro hivi halafu unataka kuwa mtemi...Yaani kuna watu wanapenda kufa Hai kabisaaa! Shati kama Carpet la bar....Mnzeshi weye mwana wa Ibisili!
Sasa huyu mdau mbona ananishangaza...hivi kweli unaweza kulala huku mkono wako ukiwa vile? Madawa ya kulevya kwa kwenda mbele hapa naona. Itabidi nimtafute kwani kwani na USCIS na wenyewe walikuwa wanamuulizia nadhani nikimpeleka Mpare huyu anayejiita Mhaya kwasababu alisomaga Uganda katika Shule za Watoto wa Mitaani, nadhani ninaweza kupata kajifungu ka noti.Mpare huyukwa sasa ameshajipa karatasi za " Wakora Waitu". Mwanawane acha mambo yako bwana embu rudi Same kwenu huko mkaanze kuwanga...Tandarubeta mrefu weye...

Monday, March 29, 2010

“Self-confidence is the memory of success”

Kuna maneno nimesikia kwamba kuna mdau anasema kuwa nimefungiwa blog yangu sasa nataka a"prove" maneno yake...Niliamua kufunga blog yangu kwasababu zangu mwenyewe na siyo kwamba nilifungiwa... Sijui atasema nini sasa hivi kwani nimerudi tena na ninaendelea kuwachekesha wanaopenda kucheka...

You don't need to log on my blog kwani kuna blog nyingi tu za kucheki...I don't need you if you think I'm wrong plus I won't put anyone's photo if you don't want me TO. Blog yangu inakupa warning... Why do you ignore and log on it? So I guess I don't have to listen to y'all.

I'm having fun and always WILL do... "“They can't hurt you unless you let them.”

D Wade...

D wade alivyokuwa mdogo miaka ya nyuma...Hapa anaonekana akiwa tayari kwa "menudo"... Kweli tumetoka mbali huwezi kuamini mdau huyu anafanana sana na King Kupaz lakini siyo King Kupaz! Kama unabisha basi wewe ni"BUZZ" for more details...$ 2.99 for every Buzz...Yes I he ain't who you think he is.

Man U " HAKUNA KITU"

Wadau wa Manchester United a.k.a "UWT" hapa ukipita na Jersey ya team dume dunia kwa jina "LIVERPOOL FC" Wanaweza kukumeza hawa watu. Ila nimefurahishwa nao sana kwani juzi kati walionekana wakiwa wamevaa jersey la Liverpool kwa madai kwamba zimewapendeza...tehe tehe! Hongera sana vijana wangu lazima mje kuwa ma"model" nyie!

Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2
 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3
 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4
 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5
 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6
 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7.
 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8
 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9
 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day,  remember it could be worse...