Monday, February 8, 2010

Twendeni shule jamani...

Unafanya utani na Pombe...utaharisha. Tapeli Baba Chuki anaanza kuangusha taratibu...kijana amependeza ila sasa hii jersey inaonekana kama siyo yake kwani ni ndefu sana sehemu za mikononi.I'll ask him next time nakutana naye.


Kijana Eilmer na matapeli wa Wichita, Pierre kulia na Aaron kushoto wanaonekana wakimpongeza kamanda huyu kwani ana less than a week kuwa deployed Afghanistan ready for a real battle. Kila la heri SSG Eilmer Nkomo. "Acha kuzaa huko kwani wengi wenu nimesikia mmewazalisha sana watoto wa Kiarabu"


Hivi huyu jamaa anaona kweli? Tungi baya maana mdau kama huyu...unaweza kumkuta anakwambia bado yupo safi kuendesha gari na wakati hata kufumbua macho tu ni mtafutano...


Damn...sasa hii sijui ilikuwa ni kucheza mziki au ni mambo ya kinguonguo maana hii position iliyokuwa hapa ni balaa tupu. Chauka "KURA RAHA" maisha mafupi haya mpwa...

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Mambo ya kawaida jamani...

Kama unaona kuwa kuna kitu kinakufurahisha humu kwenye blog yangu basi hakuna noma kama ukiniangushia sifa mwanangu mwenyewe.....
Washkaji Mungu akipenda tutaonana basi.........ila kumbuka kuwa Mungu ni mmoja na siku zote anafanya maajabu kwahiyo si mbaya kama tukimshuru kwa kila nia.....
Mungu awabariki watu wote wa Dunia hii.Amen!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?   cause I amGonna Kick their asses! 

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?




9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? 

 

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...

If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse...