1.- Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed
with you.
2.- Set timer for two minutes, just in case you doze off in the middle.
3.- Set the mood with lighting. Turn off all the lights.
4.- Make sure that you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5.- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6.- Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
with you.
2.- Set timer for two minutes, just in case you doze off in the middle.
3.- Set the mood with lighting. Turn off all the lights.
4.- Make sure that you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5.- Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
6.- Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7.- Have Extra-Strength Tylenol ready just in case you actually complete
what you started.
8.- Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9.- If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news.
10.- Don't even think about trying it twice.
* A French scientist after a lengthy study, has discovered that people
with declining sexual activity read their e-mails with their hand on the
mouse. Don't bother taking it off, it's too late.....
what you started.
8.- Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.
9.- If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news.
10.- Don't even think about trying it twice.
* A French scientist after a lengthy study, has discovered that people
with declining sexual activity read their e-mails with their hand on the
mouse. Don't bother taking it off, it's too late.....
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